You're Welcome, MADD

I've come up with the next TV ad for Mothers Against Drunk Driving. The premise is, what do you say to your friend when he's had too much to drink and wants to drive home? Cut to the lineup scene of Usual Suspects, with each character saying, "Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker." Fade to black, then a tagline appears: "If you've been drinking, use New York's finest taxi service."