Acid: Not Worth It

I've always been something of a rebel. In grade school there was a poster that said, "Why do you think they call it dope?" I wanted to write beneath it, "Why do you think they call it ecstacy?"

I've stayed away from most drugs, though, even though the first hit is usually free. This morning I woke up and had some yogurt while Alan drank green tea. Here's the crazy part: the yogurt actually tasted a bit like green tea. Even though I could only have been smelling the green tea, it seemed as though I was tasting it. This is known as sensory crossover, and it sometimes happens to people who are on acid. They can "feel" sounds or "see" tastes.

Anyway, having experienced it, I can't say it was that great. Sure, it was tasty yogurt, but not much tastier than regular old Breyers fruit on the bottom. My advice: stay away from LSD. If you really want to experience sensory crossover, get some green tea ice cream and pretend you ordered vanilla.