New York Fucking Times

You are going out of business because you suck at life.

Actually, that's not true, but check out this passage from an otherwise well-written piece:

"However, small artisanal operations, which are generally based in a single community, compose a substantial portion of the world’s total fishing effort. They employ 50 of the world’s 51 million fishermen, and take half of the world’s annual catch."

Now, I sort of see how 50 and 51 could be parallel. Each could modify "million." But I'm not buying it. Anyway it's much funnier my way.