Fuck Everything

Sadly, Slate columnist Seth Stevenson already beat me to the punch on this one, but Gillette has announced a new 5 blade razor. It actually has 6 blades, which just shows how innovative the Gillette Company is (one of the blades is on the back). The new razor is called the Fusion, which was a little confusing for me and Steve. My own view, which prevailed, is that the razor is a fusion of comfort and precision.

Anyway, in a year of pathetic Super Bowl commercials, this was definitely the one that made me and Steve laugh the hardest. As a society, we're on the edge - the razor's edge - and I feel like dancing.