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Sunday, May 08, 2016

Donald Trump Is a Pathetic Piece of Shit

Folks, I despise Donald Trump.  I hope he gets blown out in the general election by unprecedented margins.  I deplore everything he stands for, from his racism, to his sexism, to his homophobia, to his Islamophobia, to his idiotic, self-contradictory statements on basic policy issues.

That said, I hope you appreciate Donald Trump on an aesthetic level the way I do.  He is, after all, perhaps the greatest performance artist of all time.  To that end, let's share some links.

Here's maybe the most insightful piece on Donald Trump.  It captures him at his most basic level.  I urge you to read the whole thing.

The Onion has been the steadiest source of Donald Trump insight.  I almost don't know where to begin.  Here we go:

From the birther shitstorm.

Donald Trump is sad and so is his penis.

He won't be around much longer.  (Sad!)

He is fundamentally a ridiculous person.

His misogyny is remarkable.  Really.  No, really.

He is alienating and polarizing.

It is laughable to consider him as a symbol of peace.

His campaign is pretty clearly a call for help.

His "movement" is irrational but could be channeled toward a good outcome.

I'm not going to get into his many hilarious tweets...  that is a post for another day.  But here is maybe my favorite anti-Trump tweet:

Folks, we have never faced a greater threat to our welfare and our status in the world.  We must commit ourselves to crushing this misogynist, racist, xenophobic piece of shit by margins that would make Kim Jong-un blush.  He doesn't represent us and he never will.  Not in our name!

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