Just Wondering

So I'm just wondering:

• Has Bush pardoned more turkeys than he's pardoned people?


• Isn't Bush worried about losing his tough-on-turkeys reputation?


• Isn't the threat of execution the only thing that can deter turkeys from rising up and killing us all?


• How hard does the DOJ have to work to make sure he doesn't decide to fry the bastards at the last minute?