Which Bean Is Best?

KIDNEY BEAN: I am delicious
My blend of carbohydrates and amino acids
Provides excellent nutrition my color
Is vibrant and attractive, my shape
Instantly recognizable.
My flavor is subtle and rich but
I also work with whatever spices you might like.

LENTIL: They named
The fucking lens after me
The basis for essentially all human knowledge of astronomy
And the microscopic world.

KIDNEY BEAN:

LENTIL: Don't feel bad
Kidney bean
I'm sure you're good in like
Cold salads or whatever.